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Four Measurements.
No Guessing.
A body shape calculator built by people who got tired of using other people’s body shape calculators.
The Problem
We tried the other calculators first.
Before we built this one, we used half a dozen others — typed in the same three measurements over and over, trying to understand why one site called us “pear” and another called the exact same numbers “triangle” with no explanation for either.
Some gave a result with no indication of how confident it was. Some had no version for men at all, as if half the people measuring themselves didn’t exist. Nearly all of them skipped a measurement — high hip — that turns out to be the difference between two genuinely distinct shapes, and none of them said so.
That’s a small thing to be annoyed about, maybe. But it’s the kind of small thing that tells you a tool was built to look finished, not to actually be accurate.
The Decision
So we built the version we actually wanted.
Not a prettier version of the same thing — a version that shows its work. Every calculator and formula on this site is fully transparent. We show exactly how each result is calculated, so you can review the math yourself and verify the numbers with confidence instead of simply taking our word for it.
“If a calculator can’t explain how it reached an answer, that’s not a result. That’s a guess with good design.”
That belief shaped almost every decision on this site — from why we ask for a high hip measurement most calculators skip, to why we built a separate, fuller calculator just for women instead of treating it as an afterthought on a unisex page.
What We Won’t Do
A few things we decided against, on purpose.
Most of what makes this site what it is came from things we chose not to do, as much as what we built:
No photo uploads. A tape measure is more accurate than a camera angle, and it doesn’t ask you to hand over a photo of your body to a website.
No ranking bodies. We’ll tell you your shape. We won’t tell you it’s better or worse than anyone else’s.
No invented statistics. If a number on this site isn’t sourced, we don’t publish it. If we’re not sure, we say we’re not sure.
No fake reviews. If you don’t see testimonials on this site yet, it’s because we won’t publish quotes from people who don’t exist. Real ones will go up once we have them.
No email wall. Your result shouldn’t cost you an inbox full of marketing to see.
How We Work
Four rules we hold ourselves to
01
Show the Work
Every formula is explained, not hidden behind a black-box result.
02
Say What We Don’t Know
An unverified claim gets labeled as such, not dressed up as fact.
03
No Judgment, No Ranking
Shape describes proportion — never worth, health, or attractiveness.
04
Privacy by Default
Every formula is explained, not hidden behind a black-box result.
Found something that needs fixing?
If a formula looks wrong, a source looks off, or something just doesn’t add up — we want to hear about it.